The Casual (or “by the way”) Approach
Description: You talk about something else and then slip the line in when he’s not expecting it.
Examples -
1. “Oh, I got my period today.” (the simple version)
2. “Oh look! we’ve almost run out of milk… Oh by the way, I got my period today.” (The “obscure chain [...]

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The Direct Approach
Description: You just say it.
Examples -
1. “I got my period today.” (The simple version)
2. “I got my period today so we can’t have sex tonight.” (The “let there be no doubt” version)
3. “Honey, I’m bleeding.” (The gross version)
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You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When….
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.

The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat!

You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.

Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded [...]

Uggs:Making Morning Walks Possible
My dog does this really cute thing- when he wants to go outside he brings me a shoe. And being a pretty smart pup, he generally brings me my favorites. So when I awoke this morning at 6 to the sounds of a desperate dog, I was happy to see that [...]

t Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren’t…
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“I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.”
“Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.”
“Talk about a huge breast!”
“It’s Cool Whip time!”
“If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!”
“Are you ready for seconds yet?”
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Retail Therapy is the Name of the Game
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Signs you can tell it will be a rough day ahead…
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the [...]

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I love Glee (that new show on Fox about a show choir in high school.) There is something in me that finds an everlasting thrill in musical theater, geeky dancing and singing boys, and all that is camp fantastic. There is only one down side to the whole experience: cold. I watch [...]

Lack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercials

Apple’s new “Switch” television ad campaign, featuring people who didn’t quite know what to do with a Windows based PC that moved to that Mac platform, will continue into the summer season. In order to find actors similarly dense and ignorant to the ones [...]

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AOL Advert Campaign Actor Dies of Boredom
Jeffery Goldstein, the actor whose embarrassing line �I love when it says �You�ve got mail��, won him enemies the world over, passed away last night due to extreme unbelievable boredom. When questioning his mother about her son she stated, �What he said in the ad was actually true, he [...]

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Publisher Releases Guide to Kicking Cats
The 45 page colour instructional book entitled “Kicking Cats” guides men through the process of kicking cats down flights of stairs without repercussions from their spouse or girlfriends. “It isn’t as easy as one would think to successfully do and get away with”, comments author John Moore. “I was caught [...]

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Man Never Misses Trip To Gym For 5 Years
In an attempt to force himself into a healthy routine of exercise, a Florida man hired a hit man to kill him if he failed to show up to any of his 3 weekly workouts for the past 5 years. “At first I thought the ridiculous membership [...]

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The pick of this years Ugg Fall collection was undoubedly the Ugg Classic Arglye Knit Boot. The Ugg Argyle is a natural progression from the best selling UGG Classic Tall range. These knitted boots have been a firm favorite for the last few years [...]

Airlines Take Cost Cutting to New Lows
In an effort to cut costs, major airlines are resorting to cutting back even the smallest of items to curb expenditures. One in particular is the removal of barf bags on flights commencing August. “Annual savings are expected to exceed $450,200US”, stated investor relations manager Carol Bauer, “The small [...]

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Impolite Movie Goer Beaten To Death
Movie enthusiast Brad Densley was admitted to the emergency room of a local Michigan hospital Thursday evening, and was later pronounced dead. This was after being brutally beaten in a movie theatre for answering his mobile phone during a pivotal moment in the movie’s plot. Right away the whimsical monotone [...]

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Man Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha Mishap
After spilling an iced coffee beverage onto his lap while driving from a local coffee shop drive-through a Michigan man is now suing the shop for $800,000 in damages and mental anguish. The man claimed it was a “traumatic experience” that has negatively altered his life in many [...]

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Worlds Cheapest Tip
An Arkansas primary school teacher has been declared the worlds cheapest tipper after ordering more than $250 worth of food and drinks for his wife and self and leaving a 5 rupee tip. Rupee, an Indian currency, is worth approximately 0.02 of an American dollar. When questioned the man replied, “I had just [...]

Ugg Boots: Beat the Winter Chill
Winter season is a chilling time that leads to many feet problems. Beside the usual arthritis and bone related problems, chilblains, trench foot and frost bite are some common ailments that hit the feet. To keep away from these ailments, the feet need to be kept warm, secure and comfortable. [...]

Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
In a case possibly first of its kind, 67 year old Arthur Thompson is being sued by 32 year old Lynn Manaouski for stopping at a 4-way stop sign. In her statement she described how she came up to the intersection leading into her downtown condo, and rear [...]

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Man Gives Up On Women
Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products [...]

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